PIMP   THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND   UNDERWEAR? OH I THINK YOU KNOW  
MENS-M/L/2X/4X, WOM-M
  
MENS (2X) ONLY
  
MENS (2X) ONLY
             
  I ENJOY ENTERTAINMENT   I AM THE NINJA YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT   THANK YOU FOR NOTICING  
WOMENS (M) ONLY
  
MENS-2X, WOM-2X
  
MENS-L/3X, WOM-M/L
             
  ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME   LET'S PUT ON MATCHING OUTFITS! - DO YOU HAVE A SHIRT THAT SAYS THAT? - I MEAN A SHIRT THAT SAYS THIS? DAMN IT!   HOME SCHOOL VALEDICTORIAN  
WOMENS (L) ONLY
  
WOMENS (X) ONLY
  
WOMENS (L) ONLY
             
  THIS SHIRT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AND NEITHER DOES THIS APPLE   I'M FROM THE FUTURE - PRETZELS. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.   WORDS ON A SHIRT  
WOMENS (X) ONLY
  
MENS (L) ONLY
  
MENS-S/3X/5X, WOM-S/M/L/X
             
  STOP MIDGET ON MIDGET CRIME   IV:XX   I'M WITH THIS ARROW  
MENS-S/L/X/2X, WOM-S/M/L/X
  
MENS-S, WOM-M/L/2X
  
MENS-S, WOM-M
             
  I BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE   I'M LIKE THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF STANDING IN THIS SPOT    
MENS-S/M/L/X/2X, WOM-S/M/L/X/2X
  
MENS (X, 3X) ONLY