This is the TorsoPants Drydea contest where people like you, but hopefully funnier, can submit their own, original ideas for future TorsoPants. You don't have to be an artist. Just write out your idea, describe the artwork (if you think artwork is even necessary) and make sure your submission is dryer than a prune on a porch swing.

Please don't submit ideas that you've seen before on TV, in movies or worst of all on t-shirts (gross). If we like your idea we will contact you. If we don't like your idea we will mock you, and curse the day you were born. But we'll do that behind your back and you'll never know (i.e. we won't contact you). If we use your idea we will send you a simple release form and in exchange for the exclusive rights to your idea we will give you $500 and 10 free pair of TorsoPants. So, stop reading and start clicking on buttons. Stop it. Those aren't buttons.